I picked up the latest issue of The Believer. They have a really interesting article called "Yukio Mishima and the Dream of the Holy Explosion." Mishima was a Japanese author who created a personal mini-army called the Shield Society. He used this group to take over a military academy, make a speech stating that Japan needed to become the military power it once was, and then committed ritual suicide. The article looks at Mishima's actions in relation to suicide bombers and how the two motivations are related.
And if this part of Mishima's life interests you, check out "Mishima -- A Life in Four Chapters." It's a film by Paul Schrader, the guy who wrote "Taxi Driver." It's not a perfect film, but it's very good.

dead fish comics has their paypal link up. Go buy their comic.

The Alarm, a UK band that had a hit in 1983, tried a novel approach to hitting the charts again. They hired a group of teens to play the band and renamed themselves The Poppyfields. Sure enough, the single "45RPM" hit the charts at No. 28. But now that the jig is up, will the single continue to climb the charts?

Piranha turns up on a barge -- in the Thames river.

Planet X found: "The largest object to be discovered in the Solar System since Pluto was found in 1930 was spotted by a sky survey on Tuesday." It's a big object in the Kuiper Belt.

I think I'm the very last person on the Internet to get around to mentioning this, but Kevin Smith is making a new film version of "The Green Hornet." Sounds like it could be very cool.

This pdf document is about the first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard. Here's the opening:

"On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard."

There's pictures too! Isn't science great?

Scientists say they have discovered a black hole tearing apart a star.

A new species has been discovered: the hairy water flea.

The photo in this article is considered by some to be one of the best UFO photos ever taken. I don't know, it doesn't look like all that much to me. And there's no perspective, nothing in the foreground to put it in context. And it looks blurry.
Besides, it was taken with a digital camera. With all the things that can be manipulated in digital photography, I'm surprised anyone trusts them at all.

I don't know why the Washington Post did this story: Ike and the Alien Ambassadors, but it is fun. Here's an excerpt:

"Fifty years ago tomorrow -- on Feb. 20, 1954 -- President Dwight Eisenhower interrupted his vacation in Palm Springs, Calif., to make a secret nocturnal trip to a nearby Air Force base to meet two extraterrestrial aliens.
"Or maybe not. Maybe Ike just went to the dentist. There's some dispute about this.
"The Ike-met-with-ETs theory is advanced by Michael Salla, a former American University professor who now runs the Peace Ambassador Program at AU's Center for Global Peace."

Salla says he peiced his theory together with research on the Internet. Because we all know information on the Internet is infallible.
One of the most interesting things in this article is that the Eisenhower Library has a UFO specialist because they got so many calls about this issue. I want that job.

Greg Costikyan, of game blog Games * Design * Art * Culture, is bringing back the Paranoia role playing game as "Paranoia XP." I never played the original, but it has a cult following and looked hilarious. Back in the days when I played Dungeons & Dragons, I would read "Dragon" magazine and they'd occasionally have supplements for "Paranoia." They were some of the funniest things I'd ever read.
In Paranoia, an insane computer controlled the world. Each character had to please the computer to stay alive while trying to get ahead by killing other characters. It was really twisted.
It's games like this that make me want to role-play again.

According to Monster Zero News, Toy Vault is going to release two new Godzilla-related plush toys: Smog Monster and Angilas.
The smog monster looks way too furry. Whatever, it's still cool. And I still haven't picked up the Godzilla and Mothra plush dolls. I gotta get on that!

McSweeney's is running The August Van Zorn Prize for the Weird Short Story. Here's a sample:
"McSweeney's is pleased to announce that a prize of $3,000 will be awarded to the short story that most faithfully and disturbingly embodies the tradition of the weird short story as practiced by Edgar Allan Poe and his literary descendants, among them August Van Zorn. "
Now, I had never heard of August Van Zorn. Luckily, Michael Chabon fills us in at his Web site. But now, with a search on the Internet, I find that Van Zorn is a pseudonym that Chabon uses for some short stories. Apparently, Van Zorn was also a character in "Wonder Boys."
I hope this doesn't mean the contest is some kind of joke. The McSweeney's link also mentions a follow up to the Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales.
(Link found thanks to Maud Newton.)

la gringa's L E F T . C O A S T . D E M E N T I A posted about Star Wars vs. Star Trek fans. It also has some interesting things to say about the 501st Legion of Stormtroopers (that links to the New England chapter, but la gringa was talking about the 501st in general.) I know certain people who would be interested in hearing what's been said.

The original link I got to Mortal Kombat Online says you can play the game online, but that doesn't seem possible. Nevertheless, the site does seem to have all the latest Mortal Kombat news.

A model is allowing herself to be plastered naked on a motorcycle. She'll do this so that an artist can create a sculpture of her body that men can use to prop up their bikes when they're not riding them.

This post about the end of Cerebus makes me happy that I stopped reading it when I did, just after the screed against women in "Reads." Dave Sim is brilliant sometimes, (and it will certainly be an accomplishment to have written 300 issues of Cerebus) but no matter who he is, I'm not interested in reading long boring screeds against women, feminism and whatever else is pissing him off. I'm looking for good stories. For a long time, Sim wrote those. Maybe he'll get back to that when Cerebus is over.

At 16bit.com, a Web site about toy news, they included this interesting tidbit: "While touring Toy Biz' room on Monday, we heard and read an interesting detail. In 2005, there will be new DVDs of all the Lord of the Rings flicks with additional footage and what have you. I asked if these were just repackaged extended editions, and was told that these are like 'extended extended editions.' You might be saying 'wait a minute, Adam, I didn't hear this anywhere else!' Well, neither did we."
If this is true, it's going to piss me off. How much money do they want to soak off Lord of the Rings fans? I enjoyed the movies and waited to buy the extended editions (and I'll buy the extended edition of "Return of the King") but if they think I'll be buying yet another edition of the movies, they've got another thing coming. Why can't movie companies just make one definitive edition of a movie and leave it at that? Why hold back on footage? Must it all be about the money? Silly question, I know.

Caitlin Kiernan is trying to start a cultural revolution: Wear more T-shirts celebrating your favorite authors and books. Everybody wears their favorite band's T-shirt, why not your favorite author? Makes sense to me. How cool would it be to have a "Great Gatsby" T-shirt or an Edgar Allan Poe T-shirt? Or go more obscure and have the R.A. Lafferty T-shirt. If I wore T-shirts more often, I'd be jumping on this bandwagon.
(The fact that Kiernan is selling T-shirts at Species of One shop has nothing to do with this.)

My god, this sounds like a joke: Seven dead at kite-flying festival. But it's not: "More than 100 people had been reported injured since last night in various kite-related accidents, medical workers said."

The latest murder in Kentucky: "On Friday, Hutchinson, 45, said he killed his wife because she, like billions of other Earthlings, had been taken over by alien clones. He also rambled about cobras, 'panther-lions,' 'the tribe of the stick,' Armageddon and UFOs." (He has quite an awful looking mugshot too.)

Here are two articles on a family that lived away from humanity in South Africa for 20 years. The mother is apparently retarded. The children speak their own language. The father says it probably happened because they didn't have a "family snake" to look after them. The son has lived outside most of his life.

Doctors have removed the bullets from the head of the wandering sea lion. Now he's being treated for infection. No suspects have been found yet.

Here's a more web ready version of that squid page. Apparently it was taken recently.

I don't know how old this photograph is, but it's very cool. It's a photo of a squid. The squid took the picture itself by grabbing on to a probe being sent into deep southern waters.

According to a rumor posted at Monster Zero news, Toho is spending twice as much money and using US special effects studios for the next Godzilla film, which will be the 50th anniversary film. They are also "strongly aiming this one for the international market."
I would love to see Toho put more money into the film and get it released over here. I just wish they would also give these films more time. Do you realize they put out a Godzilla film a year? Directors are really pressured to get these things done for the winter movie season. The '90s Gamera films were given as much time as they needed, and they really are the best giant monster movies in ages. Why can't Toho do the same for its star?

Neil Gaiman writes about how the government is protecting the deaf from witches and cartoons by not close captioning shows like "Sabrina," "Justice League" and "Malcolm in the Middle." He's right that it's outrageous. Why should the government decide what deaf people watch?

Well, I hate to breaking this news to some of my friends, but Angel is being cancelled. There are only 9 episodes left. Here's part of theWB.com press release: "Like some of the great series that are leaving the air this year, including Frasier and Friends, the cast, crew, writers and producers of Angel deserve to be able to wrap up the series in a way befitting a classic television series and that is why we went to Joss to let him know that this would be the last year of the series on The WB. "

Scientist find evidence of a sun that has crystallised into a 10 billion trillion trillion carat diamond.

Principal: You know, our middle school isn't tortorous enough to students.
Assistant principal: Well what can we do about it?
Principal: How about we limit the number of bathroom breaks students can take to 15 a month.
Assistant Principal: You've done it again!

When one of the biggest attractions in your town is an event where people predict when a cement block will fall through the ice, well, you've live in a boring little town.

Vietnamese farmer builds helicopter from scratch. Now the government is taking it away because he didn't ask permission first. The farmer vows to fight!

Nostalgia alert! Check out this cool Jim's Jason of Star Command page. I remember loving that show on Saturday mornings. I couldn't wait for it. I remember very little about the actual content of the show besides the little square robots, the Wikis, they had. Also, listening to the sound clips, I noticed something odd. In this sound clip of Dragos vowing revenge, listen to the music playing in the background. They're ripping off Akira Ifukube's Godzilla theme! What a weird place for a Godzilla reference. The theme does sound suitably evil.

You can make an action figure of yourself at imatoy!

Here's a picture of a cow fish. It doesn't look like a cow, but then it doesn't look like anything else either. According to the caption:
"When scared it can release a toxic chemical which can kill many surrounding fish, including itself."
So apparently it's not real bright either. Fark is doing a photoshop contest about the fish here.

According to my giant monsters mailing list, a professor Bill Tsutsui is writing a book about Godzilla:
"I am a professor of Japanese history (and lifelong Godzilla fan) who
is currently completing a book entitled "Godzilla on My Mind" which
examines the Godzilla films and the monster's enduring popularity in
the United States. The book will be published by Palgrave Macmillan
in October 2004."
He's looking for photos of Godzilla fans with their collections. You can reach him at this address if you're interested: btsutsui@ku.edu
I don't have a large enough collection for that, but the book sounds fun. I can't wait for it to come out now. It's probably one of many that will be coming out for Godzilla's 50th anniversary this year. (That's the 50th anniversary of the film in Japan. Godzilla came out in 1955 in America.) I hope so, I'm always on the look out for new books about giant monsters.

FYI: May 7th is No Pants Day.

The BelGeddes No. 4 looks like it could have been the coolest airplane ever. (Found at the ever helpful Cylindrical Primate Storage Unit.)

Juan Pablo Delgado is an accused pedophile and a doomsday cult leader. He says he's seen the Virgin Mary. (But then who hasn't these days?)

It snowed in Israel. I can't quite remember, but wasn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse in The Omen? I seem to remember a scene with Leo McKern looking over a snow covered archaeological site in the desert.

Terence Stamp (actor in "Superman II," "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" and "The Limey") says he believes in ghosts and sees them in his dreams.

Evidence about the Ray family (of Griswold, Conn.) shows that 19th century Americans believed the dead were preying on the living:
"According to the book "Legendary Connecticut, Traditional Tales from the Nutmeg State," by the late David E. Philips, after learning of Henry's sickness, the remaining family members lost their patience.
"They headed to the burial ground with shovels.
...
"Philips said the group was acting on the conviction that Henry Nelson Ray's seemingly fatal illness was caused by his brothers' emerging from the ground and draining the blood from his veins.
"The bodies of Lemuel and Elisha were said to have been dug up and burned. They chose not to dig up and burn the father."

Nice summation here of what is known about the giant squid (and its relative, the colossal squid.) It gives lots of interesting facts and figures, but nothing really new. (Link found at The Anomalist.)

I just finished the book "Candyfreak" by Steve Almond. Technically, this book isn't coming out until May, but I was able to get my hands on an advanced proof of the book.
Almond is a huge candy bar lover. The first chapter of the book goes into his love affair with chocolate and the family situation that caused it. From there, Almond decides to get himself some free candy. He heads out to a few of the smaller candy bar companies in the country, makers of candy like the Twin Bing, Abba-Zabba and Valomilk. Between trances watching the chocolate enrober, Almond considers the plight of the regional candy bar maker. Most of these companies would disappear if the big three (Hersheys, Nestle and Mars) went into a price war.
The book is at its best when Almond indulges his fantasies and talks about biting into his latest candy bar. On those pages, his love for candy bars shines through. (And makes me hungry. I've had more candy bars in this last week than I have in years.) He's at his worst when he tries to relate it to national politics. He goes off on tangents that seem to have nothing to do with candy.
But that's a minor quibble. The book is a lot of fun, a travelogue through an obsession. It's a fun read.

A salvage firm hopes to get rights to the artifacts it salvaged from the Titanic. If not, the firm says it should be paid $225 million for the five salvage dives it made at the Titanic.

I just saw a fantastic film called Musa the Warrior today. (That review is a good one. I'm surprised Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have a listing for it.) If you like epic, tragic action films, this is as good as it gets. The characters are so well drawn. Everyone has their moment of doubt, everyone shows what they are made of. There are no simple villains. There are also no easy answers. At the end, there is still no assurance that there was any point to this tragedy beyond an honorable death. It's a beautiful movie that should get more attention.

I just saw Comic Book the Movie. It was fun and weird. It's no cinematic treasure, but if you're into comic books, it's a good time. Anyway, there was this one guy in the film, and even more so in the deleted scenes, hawking his comic book. He was great, a P.T. Barnum of the comic book. So I started looking through the Comic Book The Movie Forums and found this entry from the man himself:
"I, Devin T. Quin, being of reasonably Unsound Mind and the body of an individual who engages in moderate regular exercises invite You All to buy My Fine Comic Book:
Robots R' Cool, Zombies R' Jerks.
It will enrich your life and the lives of all around you as you read it, stranger or friend.
We are working on our Website: www.deadfishcomics.com
In the Meantime, please e-mail me directly at unkiedev@aol.
The book is 1.75, plus 80 cents shipping. We do offer discounts for bulk orders, and are ALWAYS excited to talk to retailers, for they are the Mighty Cogs that keep this industry turning. Let me know in your e-mail if you run a store.
-Thanks so much for all the attention and support. May the Bat of Success Fly down all of our throats.
-Devin T. Quin, Citizen."
I don't know if the comic is any good or not, but it looked great in the movie and I'm willing to give it a try. Check out the Web site and see what you think. They say they will have a Pay Pal button up soon to order the comic at $1.75. Cheap!

Website at the End of the Universe made mention of Robot Stories, an indie science fiction film that's winning awards. I'm going to have to check it out.

As much as I don't like their techniques -- shaving heads and beating young lovers -- I gotta admit, I'm on the side of people who want to keep Valentine's Day out of India. Stupid, stupid holiday.

This story, about a girl whose eye was glued shut must be the stuff of nightmares for anyone who uses eyedrops.

In police news, "Police say they have few leads as the woman used a false name but are relying on a photograph and her unusually large bra size to find her, a newspaper reported on Thursday."

Barbie and Ken are splitting up. We're all shocked. They seemed like such a good couple together. They say they'll still be friends, but you know how that goes. (And then there's all those nasty rumors about Ken. But I'm sure that's just talk.)

In an effort to fight creeping creationism, atheists and humanists are pushing for the recognition of 'Darwin Day' on Feb. 12. And a quick search on Google shows The Darwin Day Program page.

Seals are being killed and mutilated in New England states, possibly to sell their skins and sex organs. The latest case, however, doesn't seem to be connected to the others. Someone decapitated a seal and left the letters "M A L" carved into its hide.
UPDATE: Turns out the "M A L" covered seal was not a mutilation. It was written in grease pencil and stands for "Marine Animal Lifeline."

The 2003 Nebula Awards ballot is up. There's links to online short stories, excerpts from novels, and to the Amazon listing for the novels. I'm surprised, and sad, to say that I've read very few of the works that are listed. However, "The Empire of Ice Cream" by Jeffrey Ford is nominated under novelettes and that was a fantastic story. So that's where I'll be rooting.
(Link found at Return of the Reluctant.)

Following some blog rolls around, I found Ptarmigan, written by Alan Deniro. I immediately fell in love with it for this entry:

"National Dungeons and Dragons Meetup Day falls on the 14th of every month. Valentine's Day. Never has there been a more succinct, yet apt, description of myself at 17."

I wish I had written that line.

Lucius Shepard, a great writer and reviewer, will apparently have a Web site at that link soon. In the meantime, there's an odd picture there. Bookmark it now!

Here's a new Web site for the 2004 remake of Dark Shadows. Why are they making this again? They tried it in the early '90s and it didn't fly. (although I thought the show was pretty good at the time. Haven't seen it since.) While I'm at it, "Battlestar Galactica" was picked up by the SciFi Channel. Production is about to start on 13 one-hour episodes.

Shark attack! But, you know, a rather silly one: "Luke Tresoglavic swam 1,000 feet to shore, walked to his car and drove to the local surf club with the 23-inch shark biting his leg and refusing to let go."

Technology in revolt!

Ninja granny.

World's oldest insect found, in a drawer. Here's the first couple paragraphs of the New York Times story: "Scientists say they have discovered the world's oldest known insect fossil a 400 million-year-old set of minuscule jaws that lay unrecognized for nearly a century in a lonely drawer at the Natural History Museum in London.
The findings, being published on Thursday in the journal Nature, pushes the date for the appearance of insects, one of the most successful life forms on earth, some 10 million to 20 million years back in the fossil record. And they suggest that insects were among the first animals to live on land."

The Chesapeake Bay monster, called Chessie, has been identified as a manatee during the '90s. However, some of the earlier sitings have yet to be dismissed.

Now here is a fine, fine gift for your loved one at Valentine's Day.

Three Wise Men were neither wise, nor men. Discuss.

Space Station crew see unidentified "20-centimetre long strip of soft material." They say they may never know what it is. (Although people suspect insulation or something similar.)

Woman marries her dead husband. Isn't that a sweet story for Valentine's Day?

Update on that sea lion from yesterday. Apparently, it was suffering from a bullet in head. Enough to screw up anyone's sense of direction, I'm sure. (This link has pictures and video too.)

Richard Linklater is going to be filming a version of Philip K. Dick's "A Scanner Darkly." Dick's work has been filmed again and again lately and few people have done anything worthwhile with it. (The one's who did either ignored the source material ("Blade Runner") or created a movie that was Dick-like ("The Matrix") but not a direct adaptation.) The good thing about this news, Linklater has expressed an interest in Dick before. He has a small part in his movie "Waking Life" where he talks about Dick and his understanding of reality. The only problem I see is that Linklater has a tendency to be wordy. His characters like to go off on long speeches at the drop of a hat.
(Link found at Website @ the End of the Universe.)

Julius Schwartz has died. Anybody who has been into comic books or science fiction has been touched by this guy's work, whether you know it or not. Here's an appreciation of him by Mark Evanier. Here's what Neil Gaiman, Nick Mamatas, DC Comics, and Marv Wolfman have to say about him. Harlan Ellison is writing an obituary for the New York Times. When I see that, I'll update this entry with a link.

Return of the Reluctant has an excellent post on what's wrong with a proposed remake of "Assault on Precinct 13." (I didn't even know someone was remaking it, and it sounds like it shouldn't be.) I haven't seen that movie in years, but I loved the trapped feeling you have in that film. There's no way out, what can you do? I have to see it again.
I seem to be on something of a John Carpenter kick lately. I just bought the Collector's Edition DVD of "The Thing" the other day. That movie holds up extremely well (despite a few holes I can now see in the plot.) Next I want to buy the "Escape from New York" special edition. Between 1975 and 1985, Carpenter was at the top of his game.

Here's news my friend Charles probably knew months ago. The original Star Wars trilogy is coming out on DVD on Sept. 21. Huzzah!

Pop star has to make a tough decision between his baboon and his wife.

Well, I seem to have failed at the 50 Books Project. I couldn't think to say anything about Nova by Samuel Delany. It's a great book, filled with some good characters and a detailed space opera setting. But what can I add to it that other people haven't already said. Here is a review by someone who wasn't bowled over by it. (I feel differently. I've read it three times and could read it hundreds more.)
I just finished Jack Faust by Michael Swanwick. It was excellent. It retold the Faust tragedy with Mephistopheles played by an alien intelligence who wants nothing more than to wipe out humanity. To do that, they give Faust all the knowledge he seeks and he changes his world.
I've always been fascinated by the Faust tale. I read Christopher Marlowe's version when I was in college. It was shortly followed by a translation of Goethe's version. I've also enjoyed Randy Newman's Faust. (I disagree with that review by the way. I think the humor, especially in the conversations between God and the Devil, is great.)
Swanwick really takes on modern technology and its effect on society and what unlimited knowledge could really mean. It's good stuff. I'm surprised the book hasn't gotten more attention. I'm so glad I picked the book up for $2 from a "Buck a Book" store a couple of years ago. Best $2 ever spent.
So, while I may have more to say about the books I read, consider me a failure at the 50 Books Project.

Trees getting married! How dare they? They are ruining the sanctity of marriage. Marriage is between a man and a woman, not oak and pine. Can't they just live together?

Here's a weird story from Popular Mechanics claiming to describe how governments will deal with alien first contact. But the whole article credits no sources and most of the details sound like ideas straight from ET, Close Encounters and whole lots of B-grade extraterrestrial films. Take with a grain of salt.

Australian man is searching for friends he saw a UFO with 30 years later. He can't get the incident at Darwin Airport out of his mind.

Sea lion is found on a California highway, 65 miles from the ocean.
"The animal basked in the sun on the back of a CHP patrol car."

McSweeney's asks you to discern between quotes from two war-time leaders: Bush and Palpatine.

Ghost stories of the day:
A ghost version of the tell-tale heart.
Thailand promotes ancestor ghosts as a way to keep kids off drugs and not having sex.
And John Cleese, former atheist, discovers religion, California-style.

Jakarta, home of the weird story. This week: Fears over 'green underwear' beast.

Scientists study submerged trees in Lake Tahoe that date back centuries. They're also interested in small jellyfish-like objects that live among the trees. What are they?

Someone tell these penguins that being gay is unnatural!

Motime Like the Present has been posting a lot of essays on his reading of "Watchmen." It's a joy to read his take on comics, he sees them through such a peculiar lens.

Ray Bradbury offers a literary parlor game based off his novel "Fahrenheit 451."

Jimmy Carter (yes that Jimmy Carter) is blogging about his trip to Ghana. The blog also includes photos. It seems his idea of a blog entry is about the length of a New Yorker article. So, naturally, I haven't read any of it yet.
By the way, if both presidential candidates and ex-presidents are blogging now, does that mean blogging has officially jumped the shark? Or maybe that happened when I started blogging?

Check out The Online Video Game Atlas. They've archived maps from all kinds of video games. Neat!
(Link found at Return of the Reluctant.)

Parrot who speaks back and has a sense of humor stuns scientists! I would feel a lot more interested in this if they didn't offer this little tidbit:
N'kisi's remarkable abilities, which are said to include telepathy, feature in the latest BBC Wildlife Magazine.
It's not enough that you have a parrot who can converse with people, you have to say he's telepathic too? If it's true it's amazing. Otherwise, it's simply interesting.

This an interesting article on slave-making and parasitic ants. But more importantly, it has one line of dialogue I'd love to see somebody use in a short story:

"'I went over there and looked at it and said 'Oh my god, you've got minutissimus."'

I don't know, it struck me funny.

The late, lamented Captain Kangaroo could have helped out science. Apparently, scientists are using ping-pong balls to simulate snow avalanches.

Hair pieces for cows. It's a big scandal at the Ohio State Fair.

At Confessions of an Idiosyncratic Mind, Sarah Weinman gives a great entry about why blogs are different than journalism and what keeps us reading. Here's one portion:
"Second, the best blogs know how to construct their content to keep reading. Just when you think they've put up a fantastic post--oh wait! Here's another one. Just when you think that earlier post couldn't get more thoughtful, provoking, or controversial, they are back with another one. Blogs know how to move quickly, efficiently, and keep the reader strung along."

FARK has the right idea:
Dear CBS, FCC and NFL: We really don't care that much about Janet's booble. Please get on with your "Has the Media Gone too Far" retrospective. Love, the public.
Also, props to TMFTML for the "IT WAS A NIPPLE. GET OVER IT." headline.
Can we please stop talking about this story now. Jackson showed her breast on national TV, no one is quite sure whether it was planned or not. (Although if it was planned, it was pretty fuckin' stupid.) We've all seen Janet's breast now, and sure, we're all pleased, but it's over. Get on with life.

Feeling jealous of the pope, President Bush gets his own Bushmobile decked out in red, white and blue.

China's dealing with the avian flu, but this is ridiculous. 10,000 small birds fall dead from the sky.

The feel good story of the year! Goldfish thrown 15 feet from car accident. Cops search area for 15 minutes. Miracously, the goldfish survives after being found amid broken glass. Oh yeah, the car owners are alright too.

Ceramics bought at government auction turn out to be human skulls.

Centuries old ruins found off the coast of Japan.

Dear God! I want to be a Michigan college student right now!
UPDATE: Man, I was a student in the wrong decade.