Mini-monster beached

A mini-Loch Ness monster has shown up on the shores of Parton, UK.

Another Parton resident told The Whitehaven News: “It seems to have a seal’s body, the tail of a whale, fins on top and sides, but also claws and really sharp teeth.”

There's a picture at the site that gives an idea of what this thing looks like, and its size, but not a lot of detail. I'll bet you it turns out to be a bloated fish. But here's hoping it's not.
Link found at Professor Hex.